 Wysłany: Sob 17:22, 25 Sty 2014 Temat postu: Philadelphia Friend Zone |
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| Philadelphia Friend Zone
Power in numbers is a simple cliche. Besides, quantity of friends alone will never translate into quality of the greater good. But if you intend to go long, and hard across Center City: pack your Posse and know your role. During this winter of uneven, unpredictable weather patterns, the opportunity to traipse from cafe, to dinner, to entertainment,[url=http://www.holisteroutlet.cc]hollister pas cher[/url], to bar, usually does not present itself. Picture a sheltered teen on their freshman spring break, there are obvious risks from binging and purging to possible abduction. These are similar risks to a night of excess when one has been cooped up by cold and snow; bachelorette parties lose their bride, birthdays alienate the guest the honor, and coworker gatherings get weird. But by posse, remember it doesn't matter how many of you congregate. This is the lovely soul who will buy train tickets in advance, saving the group money. They have called in advance to gather cover charges. The Entertainer. Plant this person at the center of Philly's sexiest clubs so that everybody else can get their tragic, unschooled dance moves on away from spotlights. The Bodyguard. Carry this card holding member everywhere Visa is accepted, because, nothing says exploitable like a Coach purse on a tipsy lady. Often, it's the Pragmatist breaking down from exhaustion who will require a bit of supervision. The Police Officer. Maybe they're a teddybear underneath all the austerity, but right about midnight, you'll depend upon this most sober member of the group to point out basics like "Doorman, get it together!" or "Getting a little loud in aisle four, let's not go straight to jail and miss our chance to eat our Tastykakes." The Enabler. Allow this individual to laugh at both the actions of the Entertainer and the Policeman, making no one more righteous than the other. The Big Arm. Possibly the most crucial companion to any group of ladies wearing heels, this role offers strength to take some of the weight and pain off of 2am pumps. The Mascot. Allow one member of the group to indulge in some festive label like birthday girl, bachelor party dude, or new employee! In doing so, give the group a carte blanche to act ridiculous and maybe get a special treat. All in all, be yourself, and may your strengths fall into essential place amongst a posse. If the group has a bad time, you can create a final character: the Martyr, and just blame them. |
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